I am SOOOOOO glad we don't have cable and refuse to ever get it. Kids don't need to see this crap. Or do they?

Me it's when Homer's looking at the picture on the stairway wall, and Bart's shown holding a paper cloud/bubble/comic-style-text making Homer say "I'm stupid", and then Homer says "Hey, I don't remember saying that!". Man that's the best. Any others? How about the 'I'll donate 1 million to charity....when pigs fly." Then Homer's BBQ pig flies by, and Smithers says "should I make out that check now sir?" and Mr. Burns says "no, I'd still rather not". Or the See my vest tune.

CSI is great but the one thing that gets me annoyed about the show is this: It happens every show, where one of the characters is looking through the microscope. That character tells his or her colleague to check out what they're looking at under the microscope. The second character looks under the microscope, but the focus is always blurry and then it clears up mimicking reality in a way I guess. But if someone is looking under the scope, then tells someone to look at it too, does that perso...