hi

hello

Published on February 21, 2005 By Reiki-House In Humor

oi! Say hiho to me. Please. I'd be pleased to please anyone who pleases to please me.

Comments

alison watkins

on Feb 21, 2005

Welcome to JU!

Reiki-House

on Feb 21, 2005

Why thank you Alison. Now that we've gotten to know each other would you like to go to bed with me now? Please say yes. I am lonely and not homely. I have one in the oven, one ready for you. Gosh this makes me so happy! I have a girlfriend now! Yay! Man that's great! I feel like a new man. So Alison, what kind of wedding would you like to have? I'd like a small cozy wedding if that's ok with you. Oh Alison, our life together will be soooooooo fantastic! I'll buy you anything you want. I'll make love anytime you want. If you want to see other people, that's fine as well. I've never watched my lover doing the deed with anyone else. It'll be cool. Now I'm jealous. Alison, are you seeing someone else already? Oh the horror! And I trusted you too! Go ahead, take my heart and trample on it for all to see. How horrible of you. I thought we had something special Alison, now I find out you don't care enough for me to want to stay loyal to me. Why did you do this to me Alison? Why? Why oh why oh why would you be so cold to me. And after everything we've been through! You're a man's heart-killer Alison. I am sorry to have to tell you the plans we have are to be put on hold until you come back to reality and decide to be truly faithful to me. After all our time together, I can't believe I fell for your little love-plans with me. Why would you do this to me Alison, why oh why oh why would you hurt me like this. After all the love I shared with you! I gave you a part of my soul and you skewered it with a knitting needle. I will never trust another woman for as long as I live Alison! You've destroyed the security I had built up. Peace!

Danny Bassette

on Feb 21, 2005

Reiki-House, your crazy, you should fit in fine here

Reiki-House

on Feb 21, 2005

I shall do my best Sir Daniel. I'm the jester's personal jester, the skeleton in the politician's closet, the air that the jester breathes and the skeleton that used to breathe, the headjester cheeze, the boss of jesterism, the stealer from the richer, and uh, the stealer of the poorer too I suppose, not to mention the brother to a sister whose favorite stuffed animal when she was young was a red mouse she named "squeaky".

Phoenixboi

on Feb 21, 2005

Hi there
welcome to JU
I was wondering why you call yourself Reiki House?

Shovelheat

on Feb 21, 2005

greetings...

Reiki-House

on Feb 21, 2005

Thanks for the curiosity. It's a play on words, but it's a personal thing. I'm sure someone here could figure it out though. And thanks for the welcome! Nice people here.

Reiki-House

on Feb 21, 2005

hi and thanks shovel.

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