My favorite one was the one where Bart and Lisa were taken to Duff Land by their Aunt (forgot which one, Selma or Patty) and Bart dares Lisa to drink the water in the boat they are riding on and Lisa becomes all high and drunk and goes around saying " I am the Lizard Queen!" while some chant music was in the background ......"Duff beer for me, duff beer for you, la la la" lol.

Another one was when Homer wanted disability so he got fat on purpose to stay at home and work from there. He had to use the phone to call the reactor plant that it was about to blow up and when he tried to dial the number the operator said "Were sorry, your fingers are too fat to dial the number, please smash the buttons with a dialing wand" or something like that, ahaha.

Homer becomes the new coach of the football team. The end credits are rolling and he's yelling "Cut", "You're cut!", "You are definately cut....." to every name that scrolls by, and trips over the pronounciations of most of them. But the beauty of this whole parade of absurdity comes when the credits are over and the production logo 'gracey films'(?), and just when you think it's over, Homer after a zillion proclaimations of "CUT!!!!", says, "and you too, Shooshie!"

When Homer meets his rich brother and he designs a car. When his bro and family are sitting around and the phone rings. Homer's brother says something like: "Hello? Yeah. Ok. Do me a favor. Call back and say the exact opposite of what you just said now. So he phones back on the speaker phone and the guy's like "well, uh, Homer Simpson is very...uh..smart. And his ...personal hygience is uh....great. etc..."
I love that one.

Most of mine are centered around my cartoon doppelganger. Herschel B. Krustofsky (AKA: Krusty the Klown)

1. The episode when Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple get caught in the closet and Mrs Lovejoy is spelling out s-e-x and c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n
Krusty says "SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down!"

2. The episode when Krusty tried to quit smoking and had Sideshow Mel put nicotine patches on him
"I think there's some room on my ass!"

3. The episode when he had Mr. Teeny do a parody of "The Full Monty" and called it "The full MONKEY"

4. The flashback episode when he was doing his impression of Jim Morrison singing "Break on through". When the clip ends, Krusty says "What was i ON?!?"

5. The episode when Homer is elected Sanitation Director and he catches Krusty throwing away a box marked "Used up porno"

I have a favorite Homer as well.

When they show his brain saying "Welll that's it! I'm OUTTA HERE!" and you hear his brain walk down the hall and slam the door.


Flooz? Was that when Homer was sleeping and he was saying "First you get the sugar....Then you get the POWER!.....When you get the POWER....Then you get the WOMEN!

When Homer goes to New York and the guy taking his photo stole his camera, then Homer is telling a cop who proceeds to take his suitcase, then the birds get his hot dog.

That whole New York episode has tons of funny stuff.

Khal Khalesh!

Tab and Crab Juice.

Ugh! I'll have Crab Juice!

Flooz? Was that when Homer was sleeping and he was saying "First you get the sugar....Then you get the POWER!.....When you get the POWER....Then you get the WOMEN!

Damn right it is. Brilliant moment in an otherwise (I hate to say this as it feels like blasphemy) ordinary episode. The ones based around Lisa have a tendency to not quite hit the mark (although I must say that the Fugitive take off in this episode with Bart tipping off Milhouse is pretty damned funny too)

I remembered another one... The April Fool's episode when Homer ends up in hospital in a coma. At the end they tell him that he's lost 5% of his brain. Everyone laughs the right at the end Homer says 'Me lose brain. Why I laugh?' Gold!

The war with Shelbyville and Milhouse thinking his camoflauge would make him invisible. I laughed hard.

When Homer said "he who is without sin can cast the first stone!" and then immediately Todd Flanders hits him in the head with a rock and says, in a high-pitched voice, "got him dad!".

When Ned Flanders screamed like a woman when he killed his wife's plant.